"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
Amy Poehler’s reaction to Chris Pratt’s surprise package is priceless.
me in the financial aid office
Me in corporate America
Ilustrations by the incredible Carol Rossetti check her out and follow her here! http://carolrossettidesign.tumblr.com/
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No, but my favourite thing is that they showed up and all the other twins had matching outfits so they left and went across the road and bought matching shirts and wore them for the entire audition process.
"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"
Dir. Danny DeVito
"Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse."
Source: Dear Kitten [x]